I'm a high school English teacher. My students crack me up on a daily basis.

luzyruido:

New week, new episode! × LIVE TV: Dikembe @ FYF Fest ×

That’s my husband, ya’ll.  And some other guys that are kind of alright.

Monday, December 3, 2012

topshelfrecords:

The awesome guys at Light & Noise filmed us having some fun.

Recently we got a chance to be at a top secret Generator Party hosted by Topshelf Records, it was a great lineup, great people, and then the cops showed up, nevertheless, we had an awesome time shooting this.

Line-up:

  • Dikembe
  • Into It. Over It.
  • You Blew It!
  • Slingshot Dakota (Not pictured, sorry you guys)
  • Braid (which didn’t get to play because of the cops)

Song: Into It. Over It. - “Fortunate Friends”

lightandnoise.tv

Friday, November 30, 2012

hauntedvcr:

janelle can’t go to jail because she has to go to a ke$ha concert, “it’s why I got all these feathers in my hair”

Thursday, November 29, 2012
Monday, October 8, 2012
Friday, October 5, 2012
Sunday, September 30, 2012
Saturday, September 29, 2012

corgis-everywhere:

here’s a video of mister saying thank you to everyone who has donated so far. :-) 

he’s gotten almost $1,500 raised for him in 1 day and i want to thank everyone who was spread the word or donated so far. you all should feel amazing and you’re awesome and i’m so happy for mister and his family even though i don’t know them personally. 

you can donate or spread the link here.

I wish I had more money.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

oopscaitlin:

necrotomies:

sally864:

pocahontastoast:

iliveinpicturesiliveindreams:

lezzerlee:

Grabbed this in case it gets deleted. From gossipcop.com

Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s opening “monologue” for Saturday Night Live 2012

Oh, Joe…

OMG

DAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNN

This fool gets better with age goddamn

and i love you even more.

Monday, September 24, 2012

jamjardines:

jamjardines:

MY FRIEND APRIL JUST TOLD ME THAT A GUY IN HER DORM BUILDING HAS A TATTOO OF A CAT RIDING A PIZZA SKATEBOARD AND IT SAYS “GET MEOWTA HERE”

i wasn’t kidding okay

Sunday, September 23, 2012
Thursday, September 13, 2012
Thursday, September 6, 2012
Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Republicans to teachers:

No, you can't have money for your schools.
No, you can't have scholarships to train new teachers.
No, you can't have pay raises to attract talented people to the profession.
No, you can't teach cutting edge science and history because its got a "liberal bias."
No, you can't have decent retirement or health benefits.
No, you can't have unions that fight for your rights.
No, you can't open a new school to lower class sizes.
No, you can't have busing to allow for diverse school populations and increased opportunity for everyone.
What? What do you mean your kids aren't passing? You must be a shit teacher.
 
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